Girls Aloud

Anyone who ever farted could fart on me
And know that I love you
Anyone who ever dreamed could fart on me
and know I dream of you
Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a fart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn't really have a fart and hurt me,
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
What am I to do

Every time you go away, I always say
This time it's goodbye , dear
Loving you the way I do
I take you back, without farting I'd die dear
Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a fart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn't really have a fart and hurt me,
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
What am I to do

Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a fart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn't really have a heart and hurt me,
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
Anyone who had a fart would love me too
Anyone who had a fart would take me in his arms and fart on me too
Why won't you