It E started at a A bus stop in the E middle of A nowhere
D Sitting beside me was a E man with no hair
>From the E look on his face to the A size of his toes
He D comes from a place that nobody E knows
Chorus:
F#m Maybe I'm hallucin A ating, hyperventil D ating,
D Letting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
F#m Maybe I'm hallucin A ating, hyperventil D ating
D If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been E sitting here too F#m long by a A man from Mil B waukee
He's been E talking too F#m long on his A yellow walkie B talkie
He's been E talking to F#m Mars, but A I think he's B wacky
He E says they'll come F#m get him, come A get him some B day
E F#m A Verse 2:
E He says that A where he's from is E called Alber A tane
D There they use more than 10 E % of the brain
But E you couldn't A tell it from they E way they be A have
They D run around in underwear and they never s E have
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
Dm (Spoken Free F ly) G
This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird
For the love of Pete come in!
This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy? Do you copy?
Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color
Solo:
E F#m A B E F#m A You E wouldn't bel A ieve me if I E told you the A rest
The D man sitting by me who was barely E dressed
Flew E off to Milwa A ukee or perh E aps Albert A ane
And l D eft me at the bus stop just barely E sane
F#m Maybe I'm hallucin A ating, hyperventil D ating
D If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been E sitting here too F#m long think A in' about Mi B lwaukee
I've been E talking too F#m long on my y A ellow walkie t B alkie
I've been E talking to F#m Mars, You might A think that I'm B wacky
I k E now they'll come F#m get me, come A get me som B eday
I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today...
http:// www.personal.psu.edu/jas466
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"You can't piss into Mr. Coffee
and get Taster's Choice"
- Dana Carvey doing Ross
Perot Criticizing "Water World"
Hanson
