Hayseed Dixie

^G Keeping your poop in a jar,
^D/F Til the day you come back
so I don't forget just ^Am what you are.
Yeah I'm ^C keeping your ^D poop in a ^G jar. ^{C D}

(verse)
^C You thought you took everything,
^G but you left something beh ^D ind for me.
^C I scooped it out, I bottled it up,
now its ^G there on a stand by the ^D/F bed
to remind me ^C case I ever ^Em forget.
^C You're just a piece of ^D poop.
(chorus)
(violin break: with chorus chords)
(mandolin break: with chorus chords)
(Let me testify)
(verse)
^C I had a moment of weakness once
so I ^G opened the lid for a ^D smell.
^C It all came back to me baby.
One ^G vaporous rush I ^D/F remembered you well.
^C How could I ever ^Em forget,
^C Aw that you're a piece of.. ^D . poop.

(chorus)
^G Keeping your poop in a jar,
^D Til the day you come back
so I don't forget just ^Am what you are.
Yeah I'm ^C keeping your ^D poop in a ^G jar.
Now, ho ^C everyb ^D ody sing.
(chorus)
^C Keeping your ^D poop in a ^G jar.
^C Keeping your ^D poop in a ^E jar,
^C Keeping your, a ^D poop in a ^G jar.

(Chords originaly found here: http://tablaturas.buanzo.com.ar/index.php?ident=9336237)