Am Lather was C thirty years G old today,
They Em took away D all of his C toys.
His Am mother sent C newspaper G clippings to him,
About his Em old friends who'd D stopped being C boys.
There was Em Harwitz E. D Green, just F turned thirty- D three,
His Am leather chair Em waits at the D bank.
And Em Seargent Dow D Jones, twenty- F seven years D old,
Am Commanding his Em very own D tank.
But C Lather still D finds it a Em nice thing to do,
To C lie about D nude in the Em sand,
Drawing C pictures of D mountains that Em look like bumps,
And D thrashing the air with his Am hands. A
But A wait, oh Lather's G productive you know,
He A produces the G finest of A sound,
Putting drumsticks on either G side of his nose,
A Snorting the G best licks in A town .....Am G D
But E that's all over...
Am Lather was C thirty years G old today,
And Em Lather came D foam from his C tongue.
He Am looked at me C eyes wide and G plainly said,
Is it Em true that I'm D no longer C young?
And the Em children D call him F fam D ous,
What the Am old men Em call in D sane,
And Em some D times he's so F name D less,
That he Am hardly Em knows which D game to play...
Which C words to say...
And I C should have D told him, Em "No, you're not old."
And I C should have D let him go Em on... D smiling...baby Am wide.