C F G C
C She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She F looks down her nose at money
She C gets it on like the Easter Bunny
G She's my baby
I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her C go G C
C He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He F ain't too sharp but he gets things done
C Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
G He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him C go G C
Chorus:
In spite of F ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a C rainbow
Against all G odds
Honey, we're the big door C prize G C
We're gonna F spite our noses
Right off of our C faces
There won't be nothin' but big old G hearts
Dancin' in our C eyes. G C
C She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She F likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
C Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
G She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her C go. G C
C He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
F Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
C Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
G He's my baby
I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him C go G C
Chorus
There won't be nothin' but big old G hearts
Dancin' in our C eyes. G C
There won't be nothin' but big old G hearts
Dancin' in our C eyes. G F C
Kasey Chambers
