Verse 1
Always had a roof above me, always paid the rent
But Ive never set foot inside a tent
Cant build a fire to save my life
I lied about being the outdoor type
Verse 2
Ive never slept out underneath the stars,
The closest that I came to that was one time my car
Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night
I lied about being the outdoor type.
Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for
I lied until I fit the bill God bless the great indoors
I lied about being the outdoor type
Ive never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike
C C/B Am x2
I cant go away with you on a rock climbing weekend
What if somethings on tv and its never shown again
Its just as well Im not invited Im afraid of heights
I lied about being the outdoor type
Never learned to swim cant grow a beard or even fight
I lied about being the outdoor type
Always had a roof above me, always paid the rent
But Ive never set foot inside a tent
Cant build a fire to save my life
I lied about being the outdoor type
Verse 2
Ive never slept out underneath the stars,
The closest that I came to that was one time my car
Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night
I lied about being the outdoor type.
Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for
I lied until I fit the bill God bless the great indoors
I lied about being the outdoor type
Ive never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike
C C/B Am x2
I cant go away with you on a rock climbing weekend
What if somethings on tv and its never shown again
Its just as well Im not invited Im afraid of heights
I lied about being the outdoor type
Never learned to swim cant grow a beard or even fight
I lied about being the outdoor type