Ohhhhhhh-oh deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up cos its nearly half past 3.
He can't be bothered cos he's high on CHC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him cos his room is so smokey
Don't understand how one can watch so much Tv
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see
I only say it cos I care
so pls can u stop pullin' my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
pls understand my dear mon frere
Ohhh Alfie get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch u waste ur life away
U need to get a job because the bills need to get payed
Get off ur alzy arse alfie pls use ur brain
surely there's some walls up there that u can go and spray
im feeling guilty here for leading u astray
Now how the hell do u ever expect that ull get laid
wen all u do is stay and play on ur computer games
I only say it cos I care
so pls can u stop pullin' my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
pls understand my dear mon frere
Oh little brother pls refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out so can u stop being a twat
it's time u and i sat down and had a little chat
and look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
I only say it cos I care
so pls can u stop pullin' my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
pls understand
pls understand
my mon frere
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up cos its nearly half past 3.
He can't be bothered cos he's high on CHC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him cos his room is so smokey
Don't understand how one can watch so much Tv
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see
I only say it cos I care
so pls can u stop pullin' my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
pls understand my dear mon frere
Ohhh Alfie get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch u waste ur life away
U need to get a job because the bills need to get payed
Get off ur alzy arse alfie pls use ur brain
surely there's some walls up there that u can go and spray
im feeling guilty here for leading u astray
Now how the hell do u ever expect that ull get laid
wen all u do is stay and play on ur computer games
I only say it cos I care
so pls can u stop pullin' my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
pls understand my dear mon frere
Oh little brother pls refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out so can u stop being a twat
it's time u and i sat down and had a little chat
and look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
I only say it cos I care
so pls can u stop pullin' my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
pls understand
pls understand
my mon frere