Madness

Bed and Breakfast Man

Well there’s a man I know at least I used to years ago
I didn’t really mind he used to come round all the time

Of course he had to be fed I had to give him a bed
he used to kip on my sofa they used to call him a loafer

I’ve heard he’s changed a lot since then
but some of his ways he just can’t mend

I was told the other day that he’d offered to pay
he didn’t like his dad he earned all he ever had

He didn’t have no shame he was a master at his game
he never showed his hand he was the bed and breakfast man

Woah oh oh he was he was the bed and breakfast
ma-ha-an he was he was the bed and breakfast
woah oh oh he was he was the bed and breakfast
ma-ha-an he was he was the bed and breakfast
woah oh oh he was he was the bed and breakfast
ma-ha-an he was he was the bed and breakfast