Bm E A D
Bm a note we wrote the o E ther day
A to any mice who p D ass this way
Bm on crumed and sugared E countertop:
A "we must insist your tr D affic STOP."
Bm in their defense, they d E on't refuse
A but nonetheless we've c D ome to use
Bm snapping traps and p E oison beans
A (far less diplomatic D means)
A orange spider,
D orange leaf
C confirms my deepest held belief