Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh-Uh...
Cicero
Lipschitz!
(Pop!) And now the six merry (Six!) murderesses of the Cook County (Squish!) Jail
In their rendition of (Uh-Uh...) 'The Cell Block Tango' (Cicero...)
(Lipschitz!)
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh-Uh...
Cicero
Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh... Cicero... Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh... Cicero... Lipschitz!
He had it coming!
He had it coming!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there!
If you'd have seen it!
I betcha you would have done the same!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh... Cicero Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh... Cicero Lipschitz!
You know how people have these little habits
That get you down?
Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP!
So I came home this one day, and I am really irritated, and I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
POPPIN!'. So, I said to him
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming!
He had it coming!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there!
If you'd have heard it!
I betcha you would!
Have done the same!
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass! Not only was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, y'know?
So that night, when he came home from work, I fixed him
his drink as usual...
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!
Hah! He had it coming (Pop! Six!)
He had it coming (Cicero-Lipschitz!)
He took a flower in its prime (Pop! Six! Squish! Pop! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
And then he used it (Pop!)
And he abused it (Six!)
It was a murder but not a crime! (Squish! A-pop! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
(Uh-Uh...) Now, I'm standing in the kitchen (Six...) carvin' up the chicken for dinner
(Uh-Uh...) minding my own business (Cicero...)
in storms my husband Wilbur (Lipschitz...)
in a jealous rage.
"You been (Pop...) screwin' the milkman," he says. (Six...) He was crazy
and he kept (Uh-Uh...) screamin'
"you been screwin the milkman!"
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times.
If you'd have been there!
If you'd have seen it!
I betcha you would have done the same!
Mit keresek, йn itt? Azt mondjбk
hogy a hнres lakem lefogta a fйrjemet йn meg
lecsaptam a fejйt. De nem igaz, йn бrtatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom miйrt mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy йn tettem. Probбltam
a rendхrsйgen megmagyarбzni de nem йrtettйk meg...
Yeah, but did you do it?
UH-UH, not guilty!
He had it comin...
(He had it co-min'...) My sister, Veronica and I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie
traveled around with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
one two three four, five... splits, spread eagles
back flips, flip flops
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero
the three of us boozin' and havin' a few laughs
and we run out of ice.
So I go out to get some. I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
THE SPREAD EAGLE!
Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later...
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead!
They had it coming! They had it coming!
They had it coming all along! (They had it coming all along!)
I didn't do it (She didn't do it!)
But if I'd done it (But if she'd done it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it coming! (They had it coming!)
They had it coming! (They had it coming!)
They had it coming all along! (They had a flower in its prime!)
I didn't do it (And then they used it)
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying to find himself.
He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way
He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin'! They had it comin'!
They had it comin' They had it comin'
They had it comin' all along (They had it comin' all along!)
'Cause if they used us! 'Cause if they used us!
And they abused us! And they abused us!
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it comin'! He had it comin'!
He had it comin'! He had it comin'!
He only had himself to blame. (He only had himself to blame!)
If you'd have been there (If you'd have been there)
If you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it)
I betcha you would have done the same!
You pop that gum one more time! (Single my ass...)
Ten times! (Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.)
Number seventeen: The Spread Eagle.
Artistic differences.
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh-Uh...
Cicero...
Lipschitz.
Six!
Squish!
Uh-Uh...
Cicero
Lipschitz!
(Pop!) And now the six merry (Six!) murderesses of the Cook County (Squish!) Jail
In their rendition of (Uh-Uh...) 'The Cell Block Tango' (Cicero...)
(Lipschitz!)
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh-Uh...
Cicero
Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh... Cicero... Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh... Cicero... Lipschitz!
He had it coming!
He had it coming!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there!
If you'd have seen it!
I betcha you would have done the same!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh... Cicero Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh... Cicero Lipschitz!
You know how people have these little habits
That get you down?
Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP!
So I came home this one day, and I am really irritated, and I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
POPPIN!'. So, I said to him
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming!
He had it coming!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there!
If you'd have heard it!
I betcha you would!
Have done the same!
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass! Not only was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, y'know?
So that night, when he came home from work, I fixed him
his drink as usual...
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!
Hah! He had it coming (Pop! Six!)
He had it coming (Cicero-Lipschitz!)
He took a flower in its prime (Pop! Six! Squish! Pop! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
And then he used it (Pop!)
And he abused it (Six!)
It was a murder but not a crime! (Squish! A-pop! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
(Uh-Uh...) Now, I'm standing in the kitchen (Six...) carvin' up the chicken for dinner
(Uh-Uh...) minding my own business (Cicero...)
in storms my husband Wilbur (Lipschitz...)
in a jealous rage.
"You been (Pop...) screwin' the milkman," he says. (Six...) He was crazy
and he kept (Uh-Uh...) screamin'
"you been screwin the milkman!"
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times.
If you'd have been there!
If you'd have seen it!
I betcha you would have done the same!
Mit keresek, йn itt? Azt mondjбk
hogy a hнres lakem lefogta a fйrjemet йn meg
lecsaptam a fejйt. De nem igaz, йn бrtatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom miйrt mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy йn tettem. Probбltam
a rendхrsйgen megmagyarбzni de nem йrtettйk meg...
Yeah, but did you do it?
UH-UH, not guilty!
He had it comin...
(He had it co-min'...) My sister, Veronica and I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie
traveled around with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
one two three four, five... splits, spread eagles
back flips, flip flops
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero
the three of us boozin' and havin' a few laughs
and we run out of ice.
So I go out to get some. I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
THE SPREAD EAGLE!
Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later...
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead!
They had it coming! They had it coming!
They had it coming all along! (They had it coming all along!)
I didn't do it (She didn't do it!)
But if I'd done it (But if she'd done it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it coming! (They had it coming!)
They had it coming! (They had it coming!)
They had it coming all along! (They had a flower in its prime!)
I didn't do it (And then they used it)
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying to find himself.
He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way
He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin'! They had it comin'!
They had it comin' They had it comin'
They had it comin' all along (They had it comin' all along!)
'Cause if they used us! 'Cause if they used us!
And they abused us! And they abused us!
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it comin'! He had it comin'!
He had it comin'! He had it comin'!
He only had himself to blame. (He only had himself to blame!)
If you'd have been there (If you'd have been there)
If you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it)
I betcha you would have done the same!
You pop that gum one more time! (Single my ass...)
Ten times! (Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.)
Number seventeen: The Spread Eagle.
Artistic differences.
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh-Uh...
Cicero...
Lipschitz.