A I am he as G you are he as D you are me and E we are all to A gether
C See how we run like pigs from a gun, see D how we fly, I'm A cryin'
A Sitting on a corn G flake D , I'm E waiting for the van to A come
F Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday, B7 man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the C egg man, we are the D egg men, I am the E walrus, coo coo ca choo
A Mister city, G policemen city, D pretty little E policemen in a A row
C See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see D how we run, I'm A cryin'
I'm C cry, I'm A cryin', I'm E cry D
A Yellow mound of cus G tard D , E dripping from a dead dog's A eye
F Grab a locker fish-wife, pornographic priestess, B7 man you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the C egg man, we are the D egg men, I am the E walrus,
coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
B Sitting in an A English G garden waiting F for the E sun F
If the sun don't E come you get your tan from standing in the English rain
I am the C egg man, we are the D egg men, I am the E walrus,
coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
A Experts sexperts, G choking smokers, D don't you think the E joker laughs at A you
C See how they spy like pigs in the sky, see D how they snide, I'm A cryin'
A Semelena pil G chards D , E climbing up the Eiffel A Tower
F Elementary penguins singing Hare Krishna, B7 man you should have seen him
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the C egg man, we are the D egg men, I am the E walrus,
coo coo ca choo, ca D coo coo ca choo
C Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Ca B7 choo...
A G F E B
(I think that's meaningless live babbling, this is what I make out of it.)