Paul McCartney

MISTER MARKS, CAN YOU FIND FOR ME
SOMEONE STRONG AND SWEET, FITTING ON MY KNEE?
SHE CAN KEEP HER JOB IF SHE GETS IT WRONG,
AH, BUT MISTER MARKS, I WON'T NEED HER LONG.

ALL I NEED IS HELP FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
WE CAN TAKE DICTATION AND LEARN TO SMILE.
AND A TEMPORARY SECRETARY'S WHAT I NEED FOR TO DO THE JOB.

I NEED A
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE,
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.

MISTER MARKS, COULD YOU SEND HER QUICK,
'CAUSE MY REGULAR HAS BEEN GETTING SICK.

I NEED A
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.

MISTER MARKS, I CAN PAY HER WELL
IF SHE COMES ALONG AND CAN STAY A SPELL.
I WILL PROMISE NOW THAT I'LL TREAT HER RIGHT,
AND WILL RARELY KEEP HER 'TIL LATE AT NIGHT.

I NEED A

SHE CAN BE A BELLY DANCER, I DON'T NEED A NEED ROMANCER,
SHE CAN BE A DIPLOMAT BUT I DON'T NEED A GIRL LIKE THAT,
SHE CAN BE A NEUROSURGEON IF SHE'S DOIN' NOTHING URGENT,
WHAT I NEED'S A TEMPORARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.

I NEED A, I NEED A
TEMPORARY SECRETARY. TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE,
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE.

NOW, MISTER MARKS, WHEN I SEND HER BACK,
WILL YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE SHE STAYS ON THE RIGHT TRACK?

" WELL I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOUNG GIRLS THESE DAYS
IN THE FACE OF EV'RYTHING TO STAY ON THE RIGHT TRACK."

SHE CAN BE A BELLY DANCER, I DON'T NEED A NEED ROMANCER,
SHE CAN BE A DIPLOMAT BUT I DON'T NEED A GIRL LIKE THAT,
SHE CAN BE A NEUROSURGEON IF SHE'S DOIN' NOTHING URGENT,
WHAT I NEED'S A TEMPORARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.
TEMPORARY, HOO, SECRETARY, OOH,
I NEED A TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE, OOH,
TEMPORARY, HOO, SECRETARY, OOH,
TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE, OOH
I NEED A TEMPORARY, OOH, SECRETARY, OOH,
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, OOH,
OH, TEMPORARY, OOH, SECRETARY.