Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
Cut a slice of melon and pretend that you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free
Don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florest when he tells you that the roses are free
Take a wrinkled raisen and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb that hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've that you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
Don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florest when he tells you that the roses are free
Throw the pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea
Bake that pie and eat it with me
Throw the pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea
Bake that pie and eat it with me
Cut a slice of melon and pretend that you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free
Don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florest when he tells you that the roses are free
Take a wrinkled raisen and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb that hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've that you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
Don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florest when he tells you that the roses are free
Throw the pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea
Bake that pie and eat it with me
Throw the pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea
Bake that pie and eat it with me