A C man walks G out of h F is apartment
C It is G raining, he's F got no umbrella
C He starts G running ben F eath the awnings
C trying to G save his F suit
C Tryin to d G ryin to F tryin to dry but no g C ood G F
C When he ge G ts to the F crowded subway platform
he t C akes off G both of his F shoes
He s C teps righ G t into somebo F dy's fat loogie
And C everyone who s G ees him says F "ewwww"
C Everyone who G sees him says " F ewwww"
C But he doesn't care cause last F night he got a visit from the G C host of
Corporate F G uture
The C Ghost said take off both your F shoes whatever chances you C get
Especially when they're F wet
He also G said
C Imagine yo G u go a F way
on a C business t G rip one d F ay
And C when you G come back F home
Your C children have G grown
And you n F ever made your wife moan
F And people make you nervous
You'd think the world was ending
And C everybody's features
Have F somehow started blending
And everything is plastic
And everyone's sarcastic
And C all your food is frozen
It F needs to be defrosted
You'd think the world was ending
You'd think the world was ending
You'd C think the world was ending right n F ow
C Well maybe yo G u should just dr F ink a lot less coffee
And C never ever watch the G 10 o'clock F news
C Maybe you G should k F iss someone nice or C lick a G rock or F both
C Maybe yo G u should F cut your own hair cause t C hat can G be so F funny
It C doesn't c G ost any F money and it always grows C back
Hair g G rows even aft F er you're dead
F People are just people
They shouldn't make you nervous
The C world is everlasting
It's F coming and it's going
If you don't toss your plastic
The streets won't be so plastic
And C if you kiss somebody
Then F both of you'll get practice
F The world is everlasting
Put dirtballs in your pockets
Put d C irtballs in your pockets
And F take off both your shoes
Cause people are just people
People are just people
C People are just people like F you
F People are just people
People are just people
C People are just people like F you
The G world is ever C lasting
It's F coming and it's G goi C ng
The G world is ever C lasting
It's F coming and it's G go C ing
It's F coming and it's G go C ing
Regina Spektor
