If I die and go to hell real soon,
it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned,
with the pillow under my head.
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone
(Woah!) and she touched herself.
(Woah!) She touched herself.
(Woah!) She touched herself.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone
(Woah!) and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
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OHH SHITT NIGGERRS. | Reviewer: alexandraa(: | 9/30/2008
HOLY FUCK. THIS SONG IS THE SHIT. I've hadd it suckk in my head for THREE DAYS.
&& all my friends think I'm crazzy when I start singing it.
this is probably one of thhe best songs ever made. HAHAH(:
...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/8/2008
I fcuking love this song!! its better than a lot of songs out there. this song just has that little thing where you just have to say WTF?? it doesnt make any sense and you dont even have to think!! its a song that doesnt forces you to make a connection or get a message or lesson our of. I love the part about "and she touched herself, she toulded herself....."
Amazing., | Reviewer: kie | 3/6/2008
this song is fckin hxc
liek how many kids woouldnt think that . you're just not open minded,.
yo ui think you have a serious problem
stefferz~[[barbiedoll]] | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/14/2007
omg! this song is so oringinal! i luv it! i memver i frist heard it @ ma cousins house wen her girlfriend text'd her...&& i was all thinkin "OMG,WTF!"
but i countinued to listen to the song&&i looked up the music video its actually pretty funni! its cool!! lol! my kuzin&&i sing it to the top of our lungs in teh hall way! && ppl look @ us like we.... r idiots! lol but its ok! haha! whooo! fun times.fun times!
wow i can be sexual 2 | Reviewer: devlyn | 12/10/2007
i went over my x-boyfriends house and he was in the basement so i went down and he was singing this song and he didnt know i was right behind him and i was like omg i love this song i havent herd it in such a long time. i love this music video. AND NO THE FUCK THIS IS NOT HARDCORE. IF U WANT HARDCORE LLISTEN 2 LAMB OF GOD. AAAAAAAAAA
AWESOMENESS! | Reviewer: Nikkie | 11/30/2007
This is a wicked awesome song! I love it soo much! Grr i hate that they dont have it on myspace any more! You people who hate it are gay and should learn what good and funny music is! You gaywads!
I love Say anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They rock my sockers!
^.^
Oh my. | Reviewer: Jessica | 11/11/2007
So pretty much, everyone who despises this song has a right to, and everyone who loves it has a right to. I adore this song actually, it fits such a lifestyle.
Loser on the internet.
But it's still an amazing song..
and I LOVEEEE this guys voice..=]
I heard this song for the first time with my boyfriend, laying in bed and we were just listening to music, and he began to sing ''I'll callll you on the phoneee and I'll touchhh myseelfff'' and was being an idiot, and then he played it for me..instantly became a favorite song. =]
WTF YOU HATERS!!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/20/2007
You people dont know appericiate good music. You think his voice sucks...I would like to hear you haters sing.
ummm yeah | Reviewer: GIR | 8/11/2007
this song can be funny whether its part of a two disc set or not... say anything is making light of a major problem in society but then so was "the modest proposal" and yet I'm pretty sure that was meant to be funny... you can enjoy a funny song and actually think about it too... so maybe you shouldn't be so quick to tell people they're wrong, and quicker to appreciate their opinion.
Since when? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/7/2007
Since when does the title of a song have to be used in the actual song? Does every book use the title of itself somewhere in the pages? NO. It's actually better because now the title tells you something new and gives you a better idea of what the song is about. Just sayin' WTF.
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it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned,
with the pillow under my head.
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone
(Woah!) and she touched herself.
(Woah!) She touched herself.
(Woah!) She touched herself.
(Woah!) I called her on the phone
(Woah!) and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
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OHH SHITT NIGGERRS. | Reviewer: alexandraa(: | 9/30/2008
HOLY FUCK. THIS SONG IS THE SHIT. I've hadd it suckk in my head for THREE DAYS.
&& all my friends think I'm crazzy when I start singing it.
this is probably one of thhe best songs ever made. HAHAH(:
...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/8/2008
I fcuking love this song!! its better than a lot of songs out there. this song just has that little thing where you just have to say WTF?? it doesnt make any sense and you dont even have to think!! its a song that doesnt forces you to make a connection or get a message or lesson our of. I love the part about "and she touched herself, she toulded herself....."
Amazing., | Reviewer: kie | 3/6/2008
this song is fckin hxc
liek how many kids woouldnt think that . you're just not open minded,.
yo ui think you have a serious problem
stefferz~[[barbiedoll]] | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/14/2007
omg! this song is so oringinal! i luv it! i memver i frist heard it @ ma cousins house wen her girlfriend text'd her...&& i was all thinkin "OMG,WTF!"
but i countinued to listen to the song&&i looked up the music video its actually pretty funni! its cool!! lol! my kuzin&&i sing it to the top of our lungs in teh hall way! && ppl look @ us like we.... r idiots! lol but its ok! haha! whooo! fun times.fun times!
wow i can be sexual 2 | Reviewer: devlyn | 12/10/2007
i went over my x-boyfriends house and he was in the basement so i went down and he was singing this song and he didnt know i was right behind him and i was like omg i love this song i havent herd it in such a long time. i love this music video. AND NO THE FUCK THIS IS NOT HARDCORE. IF U WANT HARDCORE LLISTEN 2 LAMB OF GOD. AAAAAAAAAA
AWESOMENESS! | Reviewer: Nikkie | 11/30/2007
This is a wicked awesome song! I love it soo much! Grr i hate that they dont have it on myspace any more! You people who hate it are gay and should learn what good and funny music is! You gaywads!
I love Say anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They rock my sockers!
^.^
Oh my. | Reviewer: Jessica | 11/11/2007
So pretty much, everyone who despises this song has a right to, and everyone who loves it has a right to. I adore this song actually, it fits such a lifestyle.
Loser on the internet.
But it's still an amazing song..
and I LOVEEEE this guys voice..=]
I heard this song for the first time with my boyfriend, laying in bed and we were just listening to music, and he began to sing ''I'll callll you on the phoneee and I'll touchhh myseelfff'' and was being an idiot, and then he played it for me..instantly became a favorite song. =]
WTF YOU HATERS!!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/20/2007
You people dont know appericiate good music. You think his voice sucks...I would like to hear you haters sing.
ummm yeah | Reviewer: GIR | 8/11/2007
this song can be funny whether its part of a two disc set or not... say anything is making light of a major problem in society but then so was "the modest proposal" and yet I'm pretty sure that was meant to be funny... you can enjoy a funny song and actually think about it too... so maybe you shouldn't be so quick to tell people they're wrong, and quicker to appreciate their opinion.
Since when? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/7/2007
Since when does the title of a song have to be used in the actual song? Does every book use the title of itself somewhere in the pages? NO. It's actually better because now the title tells you something new and gives you a better idea of what the song is about. Just sayin' WTF.
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