Notes
* Vocals on the bridge by Fat Mike.
* (pm) = palm-muted
***
"Peter Brady"
Intro:
C A# F C x 2
(enter drums)
C A# F C x 2
Verse :
C Don't you see that people F will like you G for who you
C are Cause life is like a F sitcom, a G senior prom
And D I'm okay and you're o F kay, grade A, ten-four
Ro C ger, over and out, lis D ten up, check F it out
Cborus :
C There's something F ugly in C side of G you, in C side of G you
There's a C big empty F hole in C side of G you, in C side of G you
F There's something creepy crawling C on your G brain C G
F There's something in you, it's G red white and blue inside of you
C A# F C x4
Verse :
As long as you don't have lots of zits or small tits
Or crooked teeth then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste
And people won't tape signs on to your back or beat the crap
Out of you or ignore your sorry ass, see
Cborus :
There's something vapid inside of you, inside of you
There's a sweet little robot inside of you, inside of you
So take off that silly moustache
Don't be a baby -- there's a Pete Brady inside of you
C A# F C x4 (with "Inside of you"s)
Next, play a palm-muted C for about four bars. (This is the "Boy, I really
learned a lot today" part.)
Bridge :
C One: A# You F act your C age
Two: You A# don't try to be F something you're C not
Three: You A# find out F in ad C vance
A#(pm)
What restaurant your mom and dad are going to
And go someplace C else
C A# F C x3 (with "Go someplace else"s)
C A# C
Lead riff -- played intermittently throughout, usually after the chorus
(keyboard transcribed for guitar)
Screeching Weasel
