Screeching Weasel

you ^D dopes are all the same and that's ^G why i'm so ashamed
to be a ^E part of what might be called the punk ^G rock communi ^A ty
you take things ^D way too seriously or else you ^G take them too lightly
post messa ^E ges on aol but don't you ^G dare fuck with ja ^A nelle
she's every ^G thing that you're not, she's not a ^D girl, she is a thought
she's an ^G idea or an ideal that you won't
^A ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends
she's ^D on a greyhound bus, i ate a ^G hairy coconut
i think I ^E might have diverticulitis, ^G is there too much ^A beer inside us
^D ugly riot girls saying i ^G don't know shit - it hurts
to know you ^E care enough to send the very ^G shittiest, so ^A gentlemen
and ^G ladies have a seat and ^D allow me to repeat
that your ^G stupid on-line world and your
^A stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
^G where applica ^D ble
not ^A valid in ver ^D mont
^G void where prohibi ^D ted
and ^A shut ^G your fucking ^D mouth
don't ^G go to easter ^D isle
and ^A overpopu ^D late
you'll ^G destroy god's spaceship ^D earth
^A dilute ^G dilute o ^D .k.