Selfbrush

If i had a horse
I’d take him every morning to a pond
But that would be all i could do
Cuz i’d certainly not
Make him drink
Make him think
Make him eat from my hand

If i had a dog
I’d take him every evening for a walk
But that would be all i could do
Cuz i’d certainly not
Make him hold the piss all night long
Nor i’d make him clean up after he let it go
Nor i’d make him stay with me
When the lady dogs are in heat