Stephen Lynch

Verse one:

^D here we ^C# are ^H dear old ^A friend
^H you and ^G i ^E drunk ^A again
^D laughs have been ^C# had and ^H tears have been ^A shed
^H maybe the ^G whiskeys ^E gone to my ^A head

Ref1:

D A H G
but if ^D i were ^A gay i would ^H give you my ^G heart,
and if i were gay youd be my work of art,
and if i were gay we'd swim in romance,
^A but im not gay so ^G get your hand ^A out of my ^D pants.


Verse two:

its not that i dont care, i do.
i just dont see myself in you.
another time another seen
id be right behind you... if you know what i mean.

Chorus two:

cause if i were gay i would give you my soul,
and if i were gay i would give you my whole being
and if i were gay we would tear down the walls,
but im not gay so wont you stop cupping my... hand.

Outro:

^D weve never ^A hugged... ^D weve never ^G kissed...
ive ^D never been ^A intimate ^D with your ^G fist,
but you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop your draws.