Sto zvířat

It's not that bad
The weather is harsh
The daily news
Is suspiciously upbeat

Outside someone's screaming
Completely out of tune again
Frozen chickens
Are flocking in a tree

Everything is as it should be
Only the Earth is deflected
From its normal path
Like damp wallpaper

Mama has a wig
Dad's gotten a little fat
The kids are kept in hand
Grandma has enough hair
Grandpa!