Tenacious D

^D Dont always ^F#m have to fuck her hard, ^Em in fact sometimes thats no ^Aii t right, to do
^D Sometimes you got to ^F#m make some love, ^Em and fuckin giver some ^Aii smoochy smooch
(The opening picking plays throught most of the song except for whats below and a few other times)
(strumming)
^Bm Sometimes you have to ^G squeeze, ^Bm sometimes you have to say ^G please
^D Somtimes you have to say ^A hey
(Picking)
Im gonna ^D fuck you ^F#m softly, i ^Em m gonna screw you ^Aii gently
Im gonna ^D hump you ^F#m sweetly, i ^Em m gonna ball you ^Aii discretly
(strumming)
^Bm And then you'll say ^G hey I brought you flowers
^D And then you'll say ^A wait a minute Sally
^Bm I think i got ^G somethin in my teeth
Will you ^D get it out for me, ^A Thats fuckin teamwork
(picking)
^D What's your favorite ^F#m posish?
^Em That's cool with me it's not my ^Aii favorite but I'll do it for you.
^D What's your favorite ^F#m dish?
I'm not gonna ^Em cook it but I'll order it from ^Aii Zanzibar!
(strumming)
^Bm And then I'm gonna ^G love you completely,
^D and then I'll fucking ^A fuck you discreetly,
^Bm and then I'll fucking ^G bone you completely.
But ^D then I'm gonna ^A fuck you ^C hard! ^D Hard.
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