Tenacious D

^{D F# E A G Bm C}
Intro/slow part

Verse
^D You don't always ^F# have to fuck her hard.
In ^E fact sometimes that's not ^A right to do.
^D Sometimes you gotta ^F# make some love,
^E and fuckin' give her some ^A smooches too.
^Bm Sometimes you've got to ^G squeeze, ^Bm sometimes you've got to say ^G please,
^D sometimes you got to say ^A hey,
-Chorus-
I'm gonna ^D fuck you ^F# softly. ^E I'm gonna screw you ^A gently.
I'm gonna ^D hump you ^F# sweetly. I'm gonna ^E ball you dis ^A creetly.
-refrain-
^Bm And then you say " ^G hey I brought you flowers,"
^D And then you say " ^A wait a minute sally,
^Bm I think I've got ^G something in my teeth could you ^E get it out for me"
^A That's fuckin' teamwork.
-Verse-
^D What's your favorite po ^F# sish(position)
^E That's cool with me, it's not my ^A favorite, but I'll do it for ^D you.
^D What's you favorite ^F# dish?
I'm not gonna ^E cook it but I'll order it from ^A Zanzibar.
-Chorus 2-
(loud)Bm G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
(soft)D A
and then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
(loud)Bm G
and then I'll fuckin' ball you completely
and ^F# then I'm gonna ^E fuuuuuuuck ^A you ^C haaaaa ^G aaaaar ^D d
^C haaaaaaaaa ^G aaaaaaarr ^D d, thank you.
I used part of the old tab and added to it. Enjoy