Tenacious D

*Kage Snoring*

[Jack] Oh, my god. I've done it. Kage, come here I want you!

[Kage]What?! What?! God! I was sleeping dude! What are you talkin about?

[Jack] Oh, my god...

[Kage] What?

[Jack] I did it.

[Kage] What'd You Do?

[Jack] I've done it.. I fuckin did it.

[Kage] What?

[Jack] The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh, my god, inward singing!

[Kage] What?

[Jack] Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible. Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time, the other time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in but not any more baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out...

*Jack breathing*

[Singing] And then I start some lyrics and you
[Inward Singing] Can't believe I'm singing
[Singing] And I'm never fucking stopping and I'm
[Inward Singing] Always fucking singing
[Singing] Now you know that I will never
[Inward Singing] Stop the fucking singing
[Singing] I'm like a fucking one man band, I'm like a fucking one man
[Inward Singing] Band!

[Jack]And I can sing like that all fuckin night...

[Kage] Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...

[Jack]AHH shut up! It is non stop and theother thing is that when I'm fucking singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower...

*Kage Laughing*

[Jack]...and fucking nap... what's funny? You fucking bitch!

*Kage Continues To Laugh*

[Jack]Fuckin, fuck yeah, fuckin... cockass! [long pause] You're fired from the band.

[Kage] Umm, that won't be necessary, Jack.
[Jack] Why?
[Kage] Well, I'm quitting.
[Jack] What?
[Kage] I quit.