Tenacious D

Cause it's the Pick! ^Am
Of Destiny child,
You kn ^F ow we will be rockin' 'cause it's f ^G ucking insane!
It's just the Pick! ^Am
Of Destiny child,
More pr ^F ecious than a diamond on a pl ^G atinum chain!
^Am In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
^F When he was buskin he was all the r ^G age.
^Am He met Jables and he taught him well,
^F All the techniques that were dev ^G eloped in hell.
^Am Cock pushups and the power slide,
^F Gig simulation now there's n ^G owhere to hide.
^Am They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
^F And then they got the Pick of D ^G estiny.
Cause it's the Pick! ^Am
Of Destiny child,
You kn ^F ow we will be rockin' 'cause it's f ^G ucking insane!
It's just the Pick! ^Am
Of Destiny child,
Our t ^F asty grooves are better than a ch ^G icken chow mein!
Cause h ^F e who is sleazy,
Is e ^G asy to pleasy.
And sh ^F e who is juicy,
Must b ^G e loosy-goosey.
And h ^F e who is groovy,
Will b ^G e in my movie,
So come on! ^{Am G F G Em}
The w ^F izard and the demon had a battle royale,
The d ^Am emon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
But th ^C en he broke his tooth and thus the d ^G emon said "OW"
Cause it's the Pick! ^Am
Of Destiny child,
You kn ^F ow we will be rockin' 'cause it's f ^G ucking insane!
It's just the Pick! ^Am
Of Destiny child,
You kn ^F ow our movie's better than C ^G itizen Kane!
Cause h ^F e who's a geezer,
Must l ^G ive in my freezer.
And sh ^F e who is starkey,
Is f ^G ull of mularkey.
And h ^F e who is groovy,
Must be ^G in my movie,
So come on! ^Am
2x Am F G
Oh! Cause ^F if you're a diva,
Then g ^G o to Geneva.
And ^F if you're a crony,
Then s ^G uck on my bony.
And ^F if you are groovy,
Then g ^G et in my movie!
It's called the P ^Am ick o ^G f D ^Em esti ^G ny! ^Am
The P ^Am ick o ^G f D ^Em esti ^G ny ^Am