There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link
"In search of sasquatch" - That was a kick ass "In search of.."
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww
He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told
His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)
Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit so fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real
Dischordant solo with overpoering drums
KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that "the D" it's always just been me and KJ
KJ: And we're just not comfortable beeing a power trio. I hope there'e no hard feelings
(Brief semi-classical guitar interlude)
(Sung)
JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your legend's real
JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your love is real
JB: Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: You and Tenacious D... are... real (Really stretch "real")
(Applause)
Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D "They were kick-ass"
Guy: And who should I tell them said that
Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.
Guy: OK
(Audience din)
Classical music plays serenely over sasquatch's walking and moaning
JB: Hey (Really stretched)
Classical music abruptly ends
Sasquatch: You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.
Guy: Ok, Sure.
Sasquatch: See ya.
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link
"In search of sasquatch" - That was a kick ass "In search of.."
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww
He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told
His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)
Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit so fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real
Dischordant solo with overpoering drums
KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that "the D" it's always just been me and KJ
KJ: And we're just not comfortable beeing a power trio. I hope there'e no hard feelings
(Brief semi-classical guitar interlude)
(Sung)
JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your legend's real
JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your love is real
JB: Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (KJ: Sasquatch)
Both: You and Tenacious D... are... real (Really stretch "real")
(Applause)
Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D "They were kick-ass"
Guy: And who should I tell them said that
Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.
Guy: OK
(Audience din)
Classical music plays serenely over sasquatch's walking and moaning
JB: Hey (Really stretched)
Classical music abruptly ends
Sasquatch: You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.
Guy: Ok, Sure.
Sasquatch: See ya.