Tenacious D

^Bm There were so ^A me scientists tryin to f ^E igure o ^A ut the Sasquatch riddle
^Bm Then they fig ^A ured out it was a missing ^E link ^F#-G-F#
Bm In search of ^A Sasquatch, that was a kic ^E k-ass "In sear ^A ch of"
^Bm with Leonard ^A Nimoy kickin out the JAMS ^E ah!
^Bm He captured i ^A magination, of people all ^E around ^A the globe
^Bm His name was ^A Sasquatch so i'm told ^{E F#-G-F#
Bm} His legend's ^A ancient in the ancient sc ^C ribe of the ^G In-dian tribe
^Bm Apache Tribe ^{A E F#-G-F#
Bm} Sasquatch, we ^A know your ^Bm legend's real
Sasquatch, we know your love is real
Sasquatch, ah ah ha ha,
You and Tenacious D are real
Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape
not a human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in a gorilla suit
no f%#@n' way now you know he's real
Every time I take a dump, a steamy dump, man I know he's real
Look inside my anus and you know Sasquatch is real
Real, real, real, real, real, real, really-real, real