Tenacious D

^Am This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
^Am Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
^Am We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
^Am All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon...
^Am In the middle of the road.
^Am And he said:
Play the A string but palm mute it.
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls."
^Am Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
^Am And we each said... "Okay"
^Am And we played the first thing that ^G came to our heads,
^F Just so happened to be,
^Am The Best Song in the ^G World, it was ^F The Best Song in the World.
^D Look into my eyes and it's ^F easy to see
One and ^C one make two, two and ^G one make three,
It was d ^F estiny.
^D Once every hundred-thousand ^F years or so,
When the ^C sun doth shine and the ^G moon doth glow
And the g ^F rass don't grow...
^Am Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
^Am Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
^Am And the beast was done.
^Am He asked us: "Be you angels?"
^Am And we said, "Nay. We are but men!"
ROCK!
^D Ahhh, ^F ahhh, ^C ahhh-ah- ^G ah,
^F Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
^Am This is not The G ^G reatest Song in the ^F World.
^Am No, this is just a ^G tribute. ^F
Am Couldn't remember The ^G Greatest Song in the ^F World.
^Am No, this is a ^G tribute, ^F oh.
^{Am G} To The Greatest ^D Song in the ^F World, All right!
^{Am G} It was The Greatest ^D Song in the ^F World, All right!
^Am It was the ^G best muthafuckin' song
^D The greatest song in the ^F world.
Solo: Am - G - D - F (x2)
^Am And the peculiar ^G thing is this my friends:
^D The song we sang on that ^F fateful night,
^Am It didn't actually sound ^G anything like this ^D song. ^F
This is just a ^Am tribute! You ^G gotta' belie ^D ve me! ^F
And I wish you were ^Am there! J ^G ust a matter of op ^D inion. ^F
Ah, fuck! ^Am Good God, ^G God lovin',
^D So surprised to find ^F you can't stop it.
^{Am G D F
F} All right! All right!