F Widow Jones couldn't Bb make it on her F own
Frank was 'lectrified, leaving s Bb ix kids half g F rown
In her misery, s Am he sent for me, t Bbm he Singer of Sad Songs
And I sy F mpathized and eu C logized Frank Jone F s
CHORUS ONE:
F And she cried, "Singer of Bb Sad Songs,
F I need your services to C day!
F Doctor of Bb broken hearts,
Wash your c F lothes and mend your s C ocks for your pa F y."
VERSE TWO (Key changes to "G"):
G Farmer Brown had always C dreamed of city l G ights
Miniskirts on pretty g C irls were in his sight G s
So, one early morn Bm , he left his corn to har Cm vest a field of sin
Mrs. Bro G wn called me sh D ortly after 3 G AM
CHORUS TWO:
G And she cried, "Singer of C Sad Songs,
G I need your services D today!
G Doctor of bro C ken hearts,
Got some e G arly hybrid D corn for your p G ay."
VERSE THREE (KEY CHANGES TO "A"):
A Lovely Lucy sat there, D sipping a glass of A wine
She was at the church, w D aitin' till after n A ine
But the groom to be was s C#m omewhere free with a Dm case of yellow spine
Lovely Luc A y, she's still a v E irgin at s A urprise
CHORUS THREE:
A And she cried, "Singer of Sad Songs D ,
A I need your services t E oday!
A Doctor of D broken hearts,
Got a slig A htly used d E iamond for your pay D ..." A