Weird Al Yankovic

^D I was driving on the ^G freeway ^A in the ^D fast lane with a
rabid ^G wolver ^A ine in ^A#dim my un ^Bm der ^Bm/A wear when ^E/G# sudden ^E ly a guy
be ^A hind me in the backseat popped right ^G up and cupped
his hands across my ^D/F# eyes. I ^D guessed, "Is it ^G Uncle
^A Frank or cousin ^D Louie, is it Bob or ^G Joe or ^A Walter,
^A#dim could it ^Bm be Bill or ^Bm/A Jim or Ed or ^E/G# Bernie or ^E Steve,
I probably ^A would have kept on guessing but a ^A7 bout
that time we crashed into the ^Bm truck, and as I'm
laying ^E7 bleeding there on the ^A asphalt ^D/F# finally I
^G recogn ^D ize the ^Em face of my ^G hibachi dealer, who
^A takes off ^A7/G his pr ^A/F# osthetic ^A/E lips, and tells me:
Chorus:
^D Everyt ^G hing you ^A know is ^D wrong, black is white,
up is d ^G own and ^A short ^A#dim is lo ^Bm ng, and e ^Bm/A veryt ^E/G# hing
you t ^E hought was just ^A so ^A7/G important ^A/F# doesn't ^A/E matter,
^D Every ^G thing you ^A know is ^D wrong, just forget the
^C#sus4 words and ^F#m sing a ^Bm long, all you ^Bm/A need to ^E/G# underst ^E and is
G A *
everything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:
^G Everything you ^A know is ( ^Bm everything you ^C#m know is)
^G Everything you ^A know is ^D wrong! ( ^D end)
Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
^{G E F# G A}
(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
^{Cm F G Am Bb Am Bb G C}
(Guitar Solo:)
Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums
then into verse)
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