Weird Al Yankovic

I ^E met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it ^A bubbles all the time like a ^D giant carbonated
^E Soda S-O-D-A ^A soda
I ^E saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I ^A asked him his name and in a ^D raspy voice he said
^E Yoda Y-O-D-A ^A Yoda ^D Yo yo yo yo ^C Yoda ^{D E}
Well ^E I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who ^A looks like a Muppet but he's ^D wrinkled and green
Oh my ^E Yoda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda
Well ^E I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can ^A lift me in the air just by ^D raising his hand
Oh my ^E Yoda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^C Yoda ^{D E
B7} Well I left home just a week before
And ^F#7 I never ever been a Jedi before
But ^A Obi-wan, he set me straight of course
^A He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
Well, ^E I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it ^A looks like I'm gonna start all ^D over again with my
^E Yoda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^C Yoda ^{D E
E} Yoda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^C Yoda ^{D E}
So ^A I used ^E the ^B Force
I ^A picked ^E up a ^B box
I ^A lifted ^E some roc ^B ks
While I ^E stood ^G#7 on my ^C#m head
But ^B I won't forget what Yoda ^B6 said
He said, " ^E Luke, stay away from the darker side,
And if you ^A start to go astray, let the ^D Force be your guide."
Oh, my ^E Yoda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda
I ^E know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But, re ^A member if you kill him then you'll ^D be unemployed
Oh, my ^E Yoda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda
^B7 Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So ^F#7 I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But ^A I know that I'll be coming back some day
^A I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray
The ^E long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be ^A making these movies till the ^D end of time
Oh, my Y ^E oda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^C Yoda ^{D E
E} Yoda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^C Yoda ^{D E
E} Yoda yo yo yo yo ^A Yoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^C Yoda ^{D E}
(repeat until tired)
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\_ \_ Loyd Gattis
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