You don't take your showers
You don't use Ban Roll On
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill
I remember when
You used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go
'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore
I had to buy some Airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor
And besides, you're a slob
You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes
'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes
'Cuz you don't change your undies
And you don't use Ban Roll On
And you don't take your showers anymore
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You Do'nt Take Your Showers | Reviewer: Wm.Clark Drew II | 7/12/2007
This is funny. I just hope that Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond will like it too.For those who do'nt know, it's a parody of their 1978 duet You Do'nt Bring Me Flowers Anymore. I love this song,it's so funny. It should be a reminder for people who do'nt bathe regularly. nobody likes a skunk.so just bathe.
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You don't use Ban Roll On
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill
I remember when
You used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go
'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore
I had to buy some Airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor
And besides, you're a slob
You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes
'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes
'Cuz you don't change your undies
And you don't use Ban Roll On
And you don't take your showers anymore
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You Do'nt Take Your Showers | Reviewer: Wm.Clark Drew II | 7/12/2007
This is funny. I just hope that Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond will like it too.For those who do'nt know, it's a parody of their 1978 duet You Do'nt Bring Me Flowers Anymore. I love this song,it's so funny. It should be a reminder for people who do'nt bathe regularly. nobody likes a skunk.so just bathe.
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