Weird Al Yankovic

My life is brilliant.
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliant.
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressing' me
You're suffering' from delusions of
Adequacy
chorus
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You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
verse 2
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Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
chorus
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You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
You're Pitiful, it's true.
You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
interlude
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Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F#
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
outro
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You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you