Weird Al Yankovic

^G My life is brilliant. ^{G/F# Em7 Cadd9}
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
^G My life is brilliant.
^G/F# Your life's a joke
^Em7 You're just pathetic
^Cadd9 You're always broke
Your ^G homemade Star Trek uniform
really a ^G/F# in't impressing' me
You' ^Em7 re suffering' from delusions of
Adequac ^Cadd9 y ^D/F#
chorus
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^Cadd9 You're Pitifu ^D/F# l. Yo ^Em7 u're Pitiful. ^D/F#
Cadd9 You're Pitifu ^D/F# l, it's tr ^G ue.
Ne ^Cadd9 ver had a ^D/F# date That ya c ^G ould ^D/F# n't i ^Em7 nflate
And ya ^Cadd9 smell repu ^D/F# lsive to ^Em7 o
What a bumme ^Cadd9 r bein ^D/F# ' you ^{G G/F# Em7 Cadd9}
verse 2
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Well ya ju ^G st can't dance
And fo ^G/F# rget romance
Everybody ^Em7 you know still calls ya
^Cadd9 Farty Pants
But ^G you always have a job we ^G/F# ll I mean
As l ^Em7 ong as you still can work tha ^Cadd9 t slurpie machine
chorus
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^Cadd9 You're Pitifu ^D/F# l. Yo ^Em7 u're Pitiful. ^D/F#
Cadd9 You're Pitifu ^D/F# l, it's tr ^G ue.
Yo ^Cadd9 u're half ^D/F# undressed Eatin' chi ^G ps o ^D/F# f you ^Em7 r chest
While ^Cadd9 you're play ^D/F# in' Halo ^Em7 2
No one's cla ^Cadd9 ssier ^D/F# than you ^G
interlude
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Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F#
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
outro
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^Cadd9 You're Pitifu ^D/F# l. Yo ^Em7 u're Pitiful. ^D/F#
Cadd9 You're Pitifu ^D/F# l, it's tr ^G ue.
Your d ^Cadd9 og would mu ^D/F# ch rather Play fet ^G ch by ^D/F# itsel ^Em7 f
You still ^Cadd9 live with your Mom and y ^D/F# ou're 42 ^{G D/F# Em7}
Guess you ^Cadd9 'll neve ^D/F# r grow a ^Em7 clue
When it ^Cadd9 just ^D/F# sucks to ^G be you