Weird Al Yankovic

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
VERSE 1
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressing' me
You're suffering' from delusions of
Adequacy
CHORUS
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true
Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
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VERSE 2
Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
CHORUS
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you
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