Weird Al Yankovic

^{C G Am F}
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
VERSE 1
^C My life is brilliant
^G Your life's a joke
^Am You're just pathetic
^F You're always broke
^C Your homemade Star Trek uniform
^G really ain't impressing' me
^Am You're suffering' from delusions of
^F Adequacy
CHORUS
^F You're Pitif ^G ul
^C You're Pitiful
^F You're Piti ^G ful
^C It's true
^F Never had a date ^G
That ya couldn ^C 't i ^C/B nflate ^Am
F And ya smell repulsive t ^G oo ^Am
What a bumme ^F r bein' you ^{G C}
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VERSE 2
^C Well ya just can't dance
^G And forget romance
^Am Everybody you know still calls ya
^F Farty Pants
^C But you always have a job well I me ^G an
^Am As long as you still can work that slurpie machine ^F
CHORUS
^F You're Pitif ^G ul
^C You're Pitiful
^F You're Piti ^G ful
^C It's true
^F You're half undressed ^G
Eatin' chi ^C ps of yo ^C/B ur chest ^Am
F While you're playin' ^G Halo 2 ^Am
F No one's classie ^G r than you ^C
F La la ^C la la, ^F la la ^C la la, ^F la la ^C la la, ^G LOSER
^F You're Pitif ^G ul
^C You're Pitiful
^F You're Piti ^G ful
^C It's true
^F Your dog would much rather ^G
Play fet ^C ch by ^C/B itself ^Am
F You still live with your Mom an ^G d you're 42 ^Am
F Guess you'll never grow a clu ^G e ^Am
F When it just sucks to ^G be you ^C
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