I?m just lookin? for a job,
Maybe I could mow your lawn,
Cool lemonade in the warm suburban sun,
After the job was done, ?cause
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
I KEEP MY EYES OPEN
AND MY MOUTH SHUT
AND I DON?T TAKE FROM THE TILL
YOU GAVE ME A NUMBER
BUT MY NAME IS BILL
I?m just lookin? for a job,
Somethin? to keep me occupied,
I wanted to save the world,
But that doesn?t pay,
I?m back on the streets today,
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
I CAN PASS YOUR PISS TEST
THEN YOU CAN PISS ON ME
I?M UNDER THE GUN
IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
And I?ll do a good job for you,
Yeah I?ll do my best,
And I?ll do everything for you,
I?ll do my best
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
THEY PROMISED THE WORLD TO ME
BUT I DIDN?T GET ANYTHING
PROGRESS MARCHES ON, AN? SO SHOULD I
UNDER THE GUN IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
I WAS PROUD TO BE 743
HERE?S TO YOU 744.
copyright 2002 Quazmo-Fate Publishing
Maybe I could mow your lawn,
Cool lemonade in the warm suburban sun,
After the job was done, ?cause
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
I KEEP MY EYES OPEN
AND MY MOUTH SHUT
AND I DON?T TAKE FROM THE TILL
YOU GAVE ME A NUMBER
BUT MY NAME IS BILL
I?m just lookin? for a job,
Somethin? to keep me occupied,
I wanted to save the world,
But that doesn?t pay,
I?m back on the streets today,
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
I CAN PASS YOUR PISS TEST
THEN YOU CAN PISS ON ME
I?M UNDER THE GUN
IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
And I?ll do a good job for you,
Yeah I?ll do my best,
And I?ll do everything for you,
I?ll do my best
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
THEY PROMISED THE WORLD TO ME
BUT I DIDN?T GET ANYTHING
PROGRESS MARCHES ON, AN? SO SHOULD I
UNDER THE GUN IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
I WAS PROUD TO BE 743
HERE?S TO YOU 744.
copyright 2002 Quazmo-Fate Publishing