Adam Sandler

^{A D A D A D E
A} You don't mind that ^D I think ^A everybody's a ^D robot
And ^A all my conver ^D sations are being re ^E corded
And ^A you don't mind that all ^D my ^A pants are way too ^D short on me
And I ^A also stabbed someone with a pair of ^D scissors a long time ^E ago Ha-Ha-Ha
And ^A you don't care that ^D I col ^A lect dead animals ^D from the side of the road
^A Then pretend they're a ^D live and think I'm a ^E famous football player
And ^A you don't have a ^D problem with when I ^A follow people I never ^D met before
And ^A force them to look at the portrait of Neil ^D Diamond I have tatooed on my ^E back
It's very pretty baby
Well you ^A must've been sent from a ^D bove
You're ^A all that I can think ^D of
You're ^A just as psychotic as ^E me
My cr ^A azy love
Well it ^A never ever ^D bothers you when I ^A wear my snowsuit to ^D bed everynight
And I ^A make you speak in tongues to ^D me until I fall a ^E sleep
Blah bloo blah bloo bloo Thank You
And ^A you don't make fun ^D of me cause I ^A still make out with my ^D stepfather
And I ^A also tell everyone I was on a UF ^D O for two and a half ^E years
I believe you sugar pie
'Cause our ^A love is right on ^D track
I'm ^A yours You're mine it's ^D fact
Don't for ^A get to take your Pro ^E zac
My cra ^A zy love
^D Yesterday I tickled a man who ^E wasn't even there
^D Three days before that I ran down the street in my ^E Wonder Woman underwear
I didn't care
^A Babe I know I never ^D had a job 'Cause I'm a ^A fraid to talk to ^D people
'Cause I ^A know that they're all ^D robots who are seeking infor ^E mation
They can't fool you sweetheart
And ^A I know that you know that ^D I'm the one who ^A burned my cousin Chester's ho ^D use to the ground
But you ^A told the cops we were out ballroom ^D dancing when they came and quest ^E ioned you
I ain't no fink dollface
'Cause we ^A know that it's ^D true
On ^A ly I could love ^D you
We ^A both eat with our ^E hands
My crazy ^A love
My ^D crazy, crazy ^A love
Spoken:
Oh I ^D wish everyone was dead except for yo ^A u, baby
Oh I feel the ^D same way
Would you throw some ^E macaroni on me
Oh yeah, sure here you go