The Hukilaua was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day
Chorus:
Forgetful Lucy
she got a nice caboosey
Verse 2:
I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets
Chorus 2:
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey
Verse 3:
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong
Last Chorus:
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss...
(repeat intro until fade)
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day
Chorus:
Forgetful Lucy
she got a nice caboosey
Verse 2:
I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets
Chorus 2:
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey
Verse 3:
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong
Last Chorus:
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss...
(repeat intro until fade)