Put your arms around me C babe,
Can't you see I need you G so?
Hold me close against your F skin,
G*
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' y C ou. Csus4 C
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a C medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how G big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and d F own my face.
G* C Csus4 C
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.
You see that shampoo bottle? Now, s C tick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a G medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's F dick and how big it was.
G* C Am
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.
F Darling, make me p G ush my dick and balls C back be Em tween my Am legs.
G Call me an ugly F woman and take my picture to show all the people
you G work with.
Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle C out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and G watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and F make me give you head.
G* C
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.
I feel so humiliated. I'm a C bout to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but I G can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my ey F es, then you rea G lize
How much I enjoy C loving you. o G h. Am Em
I'm so s F orry I spunked all over my stomach.
G Maybe next time I'll be better at C loving you. Am G C
Adam Sandler
