Alan Jackson

^D I woke up the other night ^A lyin' on the floor
Right beside of someone I'd ^D never seen before
She said my name's Juliet but Romeo you ^G ain't
That's ^A another good reason not to ^D drink
That's another good reason not to ^A drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a ^D saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole ^G Hank
That's ^A another good reason not to ^D drink
I can't go see my best friend, ^A He said stay away
Just because of what I said ^D on his wedding day
You oughta call her Sherman
'Cause she looks just like a ^G tank
That's ^A another good reason not to ^D drink
That's another good reason not to ^A drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a ^D saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole ^G Hank
That's ^A another good reason not to ^D drink
Now I'm gonna sue the city about that police ^A man
Last night as I left the bar
He ^D stepped right on my hand
He said are you drunk or blind, I said let me ^G think
That's ^A another good reason not to ^D drink
That's another good reason not to ^A drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a ^D saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole ^G Hank
That's ^A another good reason not to ^D drink
That's another good reason not to ^A drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a ^D saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole ^G Hank
That's ^A another good reason
Baby let me in, I'm freezin'
Another good reason not to ^D drink
Ron McGough