You used to get it in your fishnet
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
It started all the naughty nights with niceness,
Now they're in a very common crisis,
Everything's in order in a E black hole
Is anything as pretty as her C#m past though,
B That Bloody Mary's G# dripping in Tabasco F#m
Remember when he used to be a B rascal
Oh the boy's a sla F#m g
The best you ever had B
The best you ever had F#m
Is just a B memory and those dream F#m s
And as daft as B they seem
And as daft as F#m they seem
My love, when you A dream them up
Flicking through a little book of E sex tips
Remember when the boys were C#m all electric
B Now when she tells she's G#m gonna get it F#m
I'm guessing that she'd finally just B forget it
Figures for not getting sent E imental
Said she wasn't going but she C#m went still
B Now she gets h G# er fella to be gentle F#m
was it her knickerbockers or a bitten pencil(?)
Oh that boy's a F#m slag
The best you ever h B ad
The best you ever h F#m ad
Is just a B memory and those F#m dreams
And as daft as B they seem
And as daft as F#m they seem
My love when you B dream them up, oh G# no
Where did you g C#m o
Where did you g F#m o
Where did you g G#m o
Woah F#m oh
You're f C#m alling about
You to F#m ok a left off Las B park Lane E
You're s C#m ounding it ou B t G#
F#m But you're not coming back again B E
You're falling C#m about B G#
You F#m took a left off Laspark B Lane
You were E just, sounding C#m it out B G#
B F#m ut you're not coming back B again
You used to get it in your E fishnets
Now you only get it in your C#m nightdress,
B It started all the naught G# y nights with niceness, F#m
Now they're in a very common B crisis,
Everything's in order in a E black hole
Is anything as pretty as her C#m past though,
B That Bloody Mary's G# dripping in Tabasco F#m
Remember when he used to be a B rascal {}