AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
AG (ST)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (and we're number one)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we get the job done)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we can't be beat)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (cuz we are what we eat)
AG
We're BCS and as you might've guessed we're the best
We been blessed with the breath to spit flow so fresh
ST
But your moms ain't impressed when we up in your dress
After this show Special T is lookin for sex,
AG
Oh yes, Awesome Gorgeous got your daughters in his nest
You fuckin schoolgirls don't even give a guy a rest
Do not collect 200 dollars and go direct
To my room, and show me your community chest
Heads spinnin like you're possessed,
ST
You're under arrest
Hangin out by elementary schools during recess
Tryin' to pick up seventh graders, givin' em Crest
AG
I'm just playin.. Everything I say is in jest
To be honest, I wait til they get to grade 10
ST (AG)
But.. Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we're number one)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we get the job done)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we can't be beat)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (cuz we are what we eat)
ST
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls praise me like jesus
Use your fuckin rosary like anal beads, bitch
Penetrate you with a crucifix while you suck my penis
I got low-grade meat, like Taco Bell fajitas
AG
All the Bad Catholic Schoolgirls in the house back ya asses up
You're bible thumpin while I'm humpin' your rump
Pull up the kneesocks and hike up the kilt
Bite your lip and say some Hail Mary's, do what thou wilt
ST
Shit son, I know we're going to hell for this
But I don't give a fuck even the minister bangin kids
AG
Got more little girls screamin my name than Davey Havok
ST
Dribble my balls girls, my Johnson is Magic
AG
Prostitutin nuns in habits to support our drug habits
ST
It's mad shit, hangin round after Sunday School's out
Mother Superior's inferior when I got the jewels out
I aint talkin bling bling, play with my dingaling
I got my tool out and what? you aint doin' anything!
AG
I think what he's tryin' to say is that you gotta
Train 'em while they're still young, or you'll get nada
They'll grow up inexperienced, without a clue
And then when they're sixteen they wont know what to do
ST
Exactly!
AG
BCS is fuckin here to spread evil
ST
We're bigger than Jesus, Bigger than Beatles
AG
Fuck Jesus, god-dammit, Pardon My People
Causin an upheaval and we gettin' medeival
ST
I was tryin to diddle one this morning she was Tweedle Dumb
Now she's addicted to my cock like a needle, son
AG
Fallin into more canyons than Evil Kneival
Choir girls - fuckin straddle my steeple
AG (ST)
Cuz..Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we're number one)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we get the job done)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we can't be beat)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (cuz we are what we eat)
Both
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - we're number one
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - we get the job done
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - we can't be beat
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - cuz we are what we eat
ST = Special T's lyrics
AG (ST)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (and we're number one)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we get the job done)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we can't be beat)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (cuz we are what we eat)
AG
We're BCS and as you might've guessed we're the best
We been blessed with the breath to spit flow so fresh
ST
But your moms ain't impressed when we up in your dress
After this show Special T is lookin for sex,
AG
Oh yes, Awesome Gorgeous got your daughters in his nest
You fuckin schoolgirls don't even give a guy a rest
Do not collect 200 dollars and go direct
To my room, and show me your community chest
Heads spinnin like you're possessed,
ST
You're under arrest
Hangin out by elementary schools during recess
Tryin' to pick up seventh graders, givin' em Crest
AG
I'm just playin.. Everything I say is in jest
To be honest, I wait til they get to grade 10
ST (AG)
But.. Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we're number one)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we get the job done)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we can't be beat)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (cuz we are what we eat)
ST
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls praise me like jesus
Use your fuckin rosary like anal beads, bitch
Penetrate you with a crucifix while you suck my penis
I got low-grade meat, like Taco Bell fajitas
AG
All the Bad Catholic Schoolgirls in the house back ya asses up
You're bible thumpin while I'm humpin' your rump
Pull up the kneesocks and hike up the kilt
Bite your lip and say some Hail Mary's, do what thou wilt
ST
Shit son, I know we're going to hell for this
But I don't give a fuck even the minister bangin kids
AG
Got more little girls screamin my name than Davey Havok
ST
Dribble my balls girls, my Johnson is Magic
AG
Prostitutin nuns in habits to support our drug habits
ST
It's mad shit, hangin round after Sunday School's out
Mother Superior's inferior when I got the jewels out
I aint talkin bling bling, play with my dingaling
I got my tool out and what? you aint doin' anything!
AG
I think what he's tryin' to say is that you gotta
Train 'em while they're still young, or you'll get nada
They'll grow up inexperienced, without a clue
And then when they're sixteen they wont know what to do
ST
Exactly!
AG
BCS is fuckin here to spread evil
ST
We're bigger than Jesus, Bigger than Beatles
AG
Fuck Jesus, god-dammit, Pardon My People
Causin an upheaval and we gettin' medeival
ST
I was tryin to diddle one this morning she was Tweedle Dumb
Now she's addicted to my cock like a needle, son
AG
Fallin into more canyons than Evil Kneival
Choir girls - fuckin straddle my steeple
AG (ST)
Cuz..Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we're number one)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we get the job done)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (we can't be beat)
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls (cuz we are what we eat)
Both
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - we're number one
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - we get the job done
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - we can't be beat
Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - cuz we are what we eat