G D C G/F# Em
Intro/Verse
*8th time on verse, do this
Chorus
C D G G/F# Em 3x
C D 1x
LYRICS
Verse 1
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Verse 2
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yup, like a lamb, or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrickkk's remains (Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Verse 3
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Chorus
C If I D had a million G dollars G/F# (if I Em had a million dollars)
...and so on.....
YOU GET THE IDEA
-sorry, i have to hurry, I don't have time for all the lyrics
-oh yeah, when theyre talking about pre-wrapped sausages and bacon
or whatever, just do the same part as the verse
HAVE FUN, OK
Barenaked Ladies
