The Beatles

^G I am he as ^G7 you are he as ^B you are me
and ^C we are ^D all ^G toge ^G7 ther
^B see how they run like pigs from a gun see ^F how they fly
I’m ^G crying.
^G Sitting on a ^G7 corn ^C flake, ^Eb waiting for the ^F van to ^G come ^G7
Eb corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
^A man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long.

I am the ^B eggman, they are the ^C eggman
I am the ^D walrus goo goo goo joob.

Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row
see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I’m crying, I’m crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye
crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman ...

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
if the sun don’t come
you get a tan from standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman ...

Expert texpert choking smokers don’t you think the joker laughs at you
see how they smile, like pigs in a sty
see how they snied
I’m crying.
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower
elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna
man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the eggman ...