C G Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C D G
C Think of you with G pipe and slippers
F/A Think of her in G bed
F Laying there just C watching telly then D7 think of me G7 instead
I'll C never grow so G old and flabby, F/A that could never G be
F Don't marry G7 her, have C me
Your C love light shines like G cardboard
But your F/A work shoes are G glistening
She's a F PHD in 'I C told you so'
You've a D7 knighthood in 'I'm not G7 listening'
She'll C grab your sweaty G Bollocks and F/A slowly raise the G knee
F/A Don't marry G7 her, have C me
And the C Sunday sun shines down on San Fran F cisco C Bay
And you F realise you can't make it C anyway
You have to wash the car, take the F kiddies to the C park,
F Don't marry G7 her, have C me
Those C lovely Sunday G mornings
With F/A breakfast brought in G bed
Those F blackbirds look like C knitting needles D7 trying to peck your G7 head
Those C birds will peck your G soul out and F/A throw away the G key
F Don't marry G7 her, have C me
And the C kitchen's always G tidy
The F/A bathroom's always G clean
She's a F diploma in 'just C hiding things', you've a D7 first in 'low G7 esteem'
When your C socks smell of G angels, but your F/A life smells of G Brie
F Don't marry G7 her, have C me
And the C Sunday sun shines down on San Fran F cisco C Bay
And you F realise you can't make it C anyway
You have to wash the car, take the F kiddies to the C park,
F Don't marry G7 her, have C me
And the C Sunday sun shines down on San Fran F cisco C Bay
And you F realise you can't make it C anyway
You have to wash the car, take the F kiddies to the C park,
F Don't marry G7 her, have C me Cadd9 C
Beautiful South
