Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay
You volunteer for charity work - you're gay
You care about the environment - you're gay
You're a ballet dancer - you're gay
You're a cake decorator - you're gay
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay
You subscribe to honcho - you're gay
You go to fashion shows - you're gay
You love playing hacky sack - you're gay
You go to poetry readings - you're gay
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay
You volunteer for charity work - you're gay
You care about the environment - you're gay
You're a ballet dancer - you're gay
You're a cake decorator - you're gay
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay
You subscribe to honcho - you're gay
You go to fashion shows - you're gay
You love playing hacky sack - you're gay
You go to poetry readings - you're gay
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay