Beware Fashionable Women

I wonder why I can't walk down the street
I'm intimidated by everyone I meet
I see my shadow and goddamn it scares me
I'll just look down at my feet

But competition derails my train of thought
Cause it reminds me of everything I'm not
Close to the ground and wide on all sides
Glasses on my face and a tear in my eye

But you'll be so impressed with my courage
You'll think that I am so brave

But every now and then I feel like superman
I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants
And they still fit me because I haven't grown this year
I have the chalk lines on my mirror

But when I wake up I put a diaper on my face
Cause I've realized that I've got shit for brains
My lips betray me, my eyes cannot disguise
All the emptiness they hide

But you'll be so impressed with my courage
You'll think that I am so brave

The courage to be some one else
Is somewhere deep inside myself
The courage to find happiness is in me
The courage to be some one else
Is somewhere deep inside myself
The courage to find happiness is in me
The courage to be some one else
Is somewhere deep inside myself
The courage to find happiness is in me

But you'll be so impressed with my courage
You'll think that I am so brave
You'll be so impressed with my courage
You'll think that I am so brave