Bob And Tom

Back when I was twenty
I looked really great
But now I'm pushing fifty
And I've gained a little weight
I don't know what happened
To my masculine physique
These things protruding from my chest
Make me look like a freak

Man boobs (Man boobs)
(He's got a massive rack)
Man boobs (Man boobs)
(The guy is really stacked)

I'm tired of getting hit on
By every drunken slob
Last night I went to Hooters
And they offered me a job

Man boobs (Man boobs)
(He's got an aching back)
Man boobs (Whoa whoa whoa whoa)

When I look in the mirror
It's really kind of weird
I look like Dolly Parton
With a penis and a beard
I used to have a girlfriend
But she's no longer here
(Who wants to date a fat guy who needs his own brassiere?)

Man boobs (Man boobs)
(We can't believe they're real)
Man boobs (Man boobs)
Would you like to cop a feel?

I'm eating way too much
I'd better call it quits
Or I'll end up on a website
Called "Men with Great Big" (Whoo!)

Man boobs (Man boobs)
(Big knockers out to here)
Man boobs (Whoa whoa whoa whoa)

Sometimes when I'm naked
I like to shake my hips
And pretend I'm at a bachelor party
Stripping for tips
I'm a middle-aged accountant
With a pair of double D's
I could win a wet t-shirt contest with ease

Man boobs (Man boobs)
(He's got a bouncy pair)
Man boobs (Man boobs)
(They jiggle everywhere)

My flesh is really flabby
When I walk, it ripples
My boobies look like footballs
With little hairy nipples

Man boobs (Man boobs)
(The biggest we have seen)
Man boobs (Man boobs)
(Like in Playboy magazine)
Man boobs (Man boobs)
Can we get a trampoline?

Man boobs (Whoa whoa whoa whoa)