Brad Paisley

I can make anybody pretty, I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
I've been known to cause a few breakups, I've been known to cause a
few births
I can make you new friends or get you fired from work
Chorus 1:
And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux France
I've been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people
dance
I got you in trouble in High School, but college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
Alcohol! Alcohol!
Verse:
I got blamed at your wedding reception for your best friends
embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders I helped Hemmingway write like
he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you put that lamp
shade on your head
Chorus 2:
Cause since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux France
I've been making a fool out of folks just like you and helping white
people dance
I am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
Alcohol!
Repeat Chorus 1 and fade repeating Alcohol!