Someday I'm gonna be famous , do I have talent well no
These days you don't really need it , thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel , can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari , on my way to rehab
(Chorus) 1
Cause when your a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think your cool just cause your on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte idn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame
C..F.G.... 2 TIMES
The pressures that go with being a celebrity
Verse II
I'll get to cry to Barbra Walters , when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service , don't matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids , they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up!!!
(Chorus) 2
Cause when your a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think your cool just cause your on TV
I can fall in and out of love , have marriages that barley last a month
F When they go down the drain , I'll blame it on the fame
C..F.G....2 TIMES
Say it's just so tuff , being a celebrity
(Bridge)
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass Millionaires
Hey Hey Hollywood , here I come
(Solo)
(Chorus) 2 Up to "TV"
Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity
These days you don't really need it , thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel , can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari , on my way to rehab
(Chorus) 1
Cause when your a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think your cool just cause your on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte idn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame
C..F.G.... 2 TIMES
The pressures that go with being a celebrity
Verse II
I'll get to cry to Barbra Walters , when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service , don't matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids , they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up!!!
(Chorus) 2
Cause when your a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think your cool just cause your on TV
I can fall in and out of love , have marriages that barley last a month
F When they go down the drain , I'll blame it on the fame
C..F.G....2 TIMES
Say it's just so tuff , being a celebrity
(Bridge)
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass Millionaires
Hey Hey Hollywood , here I come
(Solo)
(Chorus) 2 Up to "TV"
Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity